Defender Of The Law

An Utter and Total Appreciation of Jude Law













I LOVE JUDE LAW. PERIOD.
And I am willing to stand up for him no matter WHAT the fuck ANYBODY else says about him. I am TIRED of all the bullshit printed about him by sleazy tabloids and occasionally "legitimate" news sources.



















DISCLAIMER: Be forewarned that I have a LOT of vitriol towards the tabloid media that I will be spewing here, along with MUCHO nasty things to say about various parasitic indivduals (i.e. certain worn-out slags & money-extorting whores from Jude's past) AND their misbegotten offspring where it comes to their shitty opinions of Jude's reputation and slagging off of Mr. Law in general. Meaning basically: I don't mince words. I call a spade a spade. If you LOVE Jude but don't want to read my nasty referrals to the Florida whore OR her brat that she got purposely knocked up with or are gonna' be upset that I call it a bastard--which is perhaps not POLITICALLY (and for the record, FUCK "politically correct") but TECHNICALLY correct--that's fine. Just skip my rant below and just enjoy the pretty pictures of Jude on my blog. THANKS!

(Plus it's really long & even if you don't find offense with it, you might go to sleep if you do try reading it.)



This blog is a total dedication to this beautiful specimen of a human being, Jude Law.





It contains nothing but pics & information about him. I've also done this mainly in defense of him, because I am no longer going to sit idly by while tabloid "journalists", whose rag magazines & articles in general aren't fit to wipe one's ass on,




continue to bag on him (along with all the fucking trolls


who post shitty comments after these crapfests, about him being a shitty father, manwhore, or other totally unfair judgement calls on his character in general) for one or two incidences that happened any where from 2 to 6 years ago. GET THE FUCK OVER IT ALREADY. Jude's an incredible man who's far more than a pretty face. He's a great father and a decent human being who gives a shit about a lot of other important things beyond his own celebrity and is worth more on the whole than all the tabloid scum combined will ever be. He contributes to many worthy charities and does a lot of support work for numerous causes, including human rights issues, education, women's health, children's organizations, peace movements,and a plethora of other things, yet no one ever brings ANY of this up. Instead, they'd rather concentrate on the one or two personal faux pas he's made over the last decade. What IDIOTS. I am SICK of this shit, and I am totally going all Charlie Sheen on the next fuck who starts boo-hooing over the "nanny" thing & how he cheated on Whorenna Miller. Or that unfortunate mistake

with the knocked-up Hooters slag in Florida. BFD. What have EITHER of those two slags done to help humanity besides spread their gunked-up twats





for every passing dick?


After reading copious amounts of shit about Jude regarding these two dick-chasing wastes of space in particular, compiled with all the nasty, bitchy, snarky comments made about him from both tabloids AND all the fucktards who READ that shit and comment back in DEFENSE of these two bitches, I am hitting back. I am fucking tired of these pukes who keep vomiting up the same tired---and mostly erroneously one-sided--bullshit on said subjects. I will be every bit as vitriolic, unforgiving and harsh as every one of them has been to Jude AND THEN SOME. My open, vehement and TOTAL despisal of these slags is relentless. And as for the bastard produced as a result of the Florida whore, I don't harbor ANY feelings of "oh, poor thing, it's not her fault her parents are....blah, blah, blah..." for IT either. It was this whore's fault TOTALLY for intentionally seeking out some poor rich sap to inseminate her. I despise and loathe anything vaguely connected to this bitch--including the "accidental" by-product of her little rendevouz w/Jude---so don't expect any sympathy for her OR the little bastard produced by her conniving scheme.






FIRST....let's deal with the whole "Jude-Cheated-On-Poor-Whorenna-Miller-With-The-Nanny-WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" bullshit.



Seriously. I call BULLSHIT. Why doesn't anyone bitch about the fact that Sienna really needs to plug up that big, saggy, stretched-out manhole thing she calls a vagina, before more men fall into it and get injured?






And let's get one thing really, REALLY, PERFECTLY straight. Jude WASN'T married at the time of the "nanny incident". Not then, not now. Not to Whorenna. Not to his needy trainwreck of an ex-wife, Sadie (who really needs to let go of her emotional & financial dependence on Jude once & for all & move on with her life... This was the depressed, suicidal bitch who was more into fucking Kate Moss--and I mean LITERALLY fucking Kate Moss-- than Jude during their marriage...and now she's dating guys young enough to be her oldest son). Not to anybody. So, engaged or not, he wasn't really in any committed relationship just because he was supposedly engaged to this slag who was screwing Daniel Craig,



Jude's good "friend" (????) BEFORE the "nanny incident". Just because Jude "cheated" on a whore doesn't make HIM one, since she started it first. It's called KARMA. It's pretty hard to call it "cheating" when it's on a whore who's main occupation is partying, i.e. fucking whatever moves,



etc. (whether or not she's getting paid for it is irrelevant). More like what goes around comes around, Whorenna. Karma's a bitch. :P

First, let's get the really tired, boring, over-sensationalized, irrelevant banal crap out of the way. Because this shit seriously needs to get addressed once and for all by someone besides the trite tabloid parasites who are still feeding off of such insignificant trivialities.

JUDE IS NOT A MAN-WHORE. I swear I will personally RIP out with my own bare hands the throat of the next fucking tabloid asshole who prints that, or anyone else for that matter. Just because he DATES---LIKE ANY NORMAL SINGLE MAN HIS AGE--does NOT make him a whore.

Yeah, so everyone knows about the nanny thing. Like I've already stated---BFD. THIS WAS SIX FUCKING YEARS AGO. Let's pause for a nice moment of reflection on this. Whorenna Miller was banging married men & everything else that moved WAAAAY before Jude ever had the misfortune of being ensnared by this worn-out, over-ridden slag.



And breaking up marriages. And getting passed around like a pack of cigarettes in a prison yard. AND STILL IS. (Except, have you seen her lately?



Not only is she lookin' REAL rough, but she looks like she could be the MOTHER of the guy she's fucking right now---wait, that was yesterday. She's probably hooking up with someone ELSE as we speak...





Bet Jude's SO relieved to finally be rid of this slag.) She was also in L.A. partying her disease-ridden ass off and giving out lap dances





& STDs at the time of the nanny incident, yet the tabloid parasites have made Jude out to be a complete asshole & Public Enemy #1 on account of this shit, going on & on about it & making it sound like he cheated on Mother Theresa.







GIVE ME A BREAK. SERIAL MILLER IS A FUCKING WHORE. So Jude did the nanny. SO WHAT???

Way before the nanny thing, Jude gave Whorenna fair advance warning that he wasn't happy in the relationship because all she ever did was party & sleep all day & flirt with (translation: FUCK) other men. She was a slob, couldn't pick up anything around the house, care for her animals, was too lazy to do anything with him, and ignored him all the time. FUCK--I'd look for someone else too. Someone who could at LEAST clean up after their Goddamned dogs.



Furthermore, he said he needed her to be there for him & support him once in a while. Her response? She decided it was more important for her to go party her slag ass off in Los Angeles,





instead of spending time with him while he was filming a movie elsewhere in the states. Don't tell me any of this was Jude's fault.

And don't even get me started about that DESPICABLE, white-trash, gold-digging sperm depository/extortionist who purposely got knocked up after a one or two-night stand with Jude and then proceeded to WHINE about "wanting her privacy". Cunt, PLEASE. The fat sow posed all over the fucking tabloids with that disgusting bloated gut of hers sticking out

& boasting how PROUD she was about being knocked up--I don't care about her OR her cash cow





/little bastard bundle of cash
.






Another BFD. (THIS fucking bitch OPENLY admitted to people that she'd tried this shit with OTHER high-profile men BEFORE Jude, including Jeremy Piven, Tyson Beckford, and some football player, trying desperately to get knocked up by one of them so she'd be set for life. Too bad Piven wasn't the one who got got stuck with fathering this tragedy--these fucks deserve each other) Poor Jude. After a lot of hard work whoring around, she FINALLY manages to get herself knocked up by a hot guy with a shitload of money---can we say "Ka-CHING!"?!!




Yeah. I'm pretty sure if she'd have gotten knocked up by one of the transients she's probably banged in the back alley behind the titty bar







where she was "working", i.e. Hooters
,
INSTEAD of by Jude, the slag would have been off to the abortion clinic faster than you could say "Jude Law". (Although when you're fucking THAT many men, it's difficult to keep track of just WHO fathered the little bastard. Fat whore must have been ECSTATIC beyond all fuck
& doing little Snoopy happy dances








when the DNA tests came back naming Jude as the unfortunate victim of her devious little scheme...) So now she's got a nice meal ticket for the next 18 years. JACKPOT!








Wow--some whores have all the luck. Whatever--if Jude does or doesn't want anything to do with this accident other than paying the extortion fees (a.k.a. "child support") for it, it's HIS fucking business and anyone else who's got problems with that can go take a flying fuck. I don't care WHAT the hell he does with it. If he sees it even ONCE a year--or NEVER--hey, I'm good with it.



That's right. It's a squashed, flattened baby. By a 100 kilogram weight. (Remember, I already warned you about this sort of thing.) I am SO infuriated by this conniving cunt trapping some poor unsuspecting rich sap into paying her bills for the next 18 years that I DON'T GIVE A RAT FUCK ABOUT THIS BABY either. It's nothing more than the byproduct of its whore mother's extortion plot.



Told you this was gonna' be HARSH & UGLY. It IS. And so is this scheming cunt. Too bad she didn't have a fucking miscarriage. And I make no apologies for THAT either, no more than she's apologized to Jude for setting him up. THAT'S how much I fucking HATE this woman. BITCH.

NOW then....

Onto more interesting, less banal and MUCH more IMPORTANT matters that are relevant and actually COUNT in the grand scheme of things.

THINGS JUDE LAW DOES OTHER THAN LOOK PRETTY

(OR: Jude's Philanthropic Deeds, which is the main reason I love him...)

NONE of these fucking tabloids EVER reports on how many charitable things this man does. He's been involved in many charities and causes over the years, and somehow, this information continues to elude the front pages of the tabloids and even mainstream media. Fuck them. The truth of the matter is that he's a stellar father to his three children with his ex-wife, which is also apparently a fact that is lost on the majority of parasites who work for these ass-wiping publications. (Don't even START with me about him being a crap father to that accident


with the one-night stand skank...she intentionally did this & he's paying extortion fees/child support for this little mistake. That's ALL he's required to do, PERIOD, for anyone who's gonna' piss & moan about that--like it or fuck it. Knowing him, tho, he probably will end up being a part of this little mistake's life, but that would make him a MUCH better person than me. I wouldn't think any less of him if he did nothing for the next 18 years but sign the Goddamned extortion fee/child support check every month & be done with the whole fucking matter. At least that's what my plan would be if I was a guy & got railroaded into a fucking situation like this. I've already stated in no uncertain terms--and here's me reiterating one more time the Unpopular Opinion of mine about that money-grubbing whore & her bastard



--that I simply DON'T GIVE A SHIT.)

And NOW...if you've read this far, please go check my page "Jude the Philanthropist". It's a much more pleasant subject than this, because it deals with all of the wonderful things Jude does & exactly WHY I feel about him the way I do. Because let's face it--if it's anything about the decency of a celebrity, the tabloids sure as hell aren't gonna' write it...